At the Hairdresser - Translated by Memberno

Somehow I imagined it differently. Today is my thirtieth, my thirtieth birthday. How could that have happened so quickly? I was lying on my bed and thinking about how old I am. I was in a really bad mood. My friend Tina, who was coming out of the kitchen, had probably noticed that, too.

“Here, I brought your mail along. Maybe you got a few birthday cards.”

She laid three envelopes on my stomach and lay down by me. It was nice to feel her warmth. She took off her worn out T-shirt that she always wore when sleeping. It was the only thing she had on. She has a really terrific figure. Not too thin, big, jutting breasts that are the perfect size, light brown skin, short black hair and a mouth she can perform miracles with.

As I was opening the first envelope, her hand was slowly making its way into my boxer shorts. There was actually a birthday card in it. “Dear Alex, best wishes on your thirtieth birthday. Your Aunt Elly.”

Short and to the point. The card wasn’t even very pretty. That didn’t cheer me right up. For that there were Tina’s slow masturbating movements.

She jerked me off slowly with her thumb and index finger and while she was doing it kept pinching my dickhead again and again. It felt beautiful and I noticed that my dick was thanking her for it. It was standing up stiffly in my boxer shorts and droplets of pre-cum ran out of its head.

“Open up the second envelope!”, she demanded softly.

So, I did, although I now preferred to pay attention to Tina.

But it was just a mechanically produced birthday greeting from an advertising firm. Who the hell knows where they got my birth date from? I didn’t want to think about it any more, because Tina was opening the button on my boxers and pulling my stiff dick out. She looked me in the eyes, smiled cunningly, and began to suck me off.

My mood improved suddenly. She sucks fantastic cock. For one moment she plays her tongue around my dickhead, next moment she has my cock buried up to its root in her mouth. I noticed that I wouldn’t be able to keep from coming much longer. Shortly before I reached the highpoint, she suddenly stopped and demanded that I open the third letter. I could hardly believe it. So, I took the letter and tore the envelope to pieces. It was a coupon. A hairdresser’s coupon. Who the devil is sending me a hairdresser coupon? There was no return address, just the hairdressing salon and a considerable sum. What was I going to get done for so much money?

At this moment, Tina took my stiff and throbbing cock into her mouth again and sucked in a simply heavenly way. It wasn’t long until my hot semen spurted into her mouth. She looked at me and swallowed. She swallowed everything that she was able to suck out of my cock. She gives simply splendid blowjobs.

We were lying on the bed embracing each other. I thought of the coupon again. I certainly didn’t know who had sent it to me, but why not use it? A visit to the hairdresser had again become a bitter necessity. So, I decided to look up the hairdressing salon advertised that afternoon.

So, I went to the salon. I had never noticed it before. A very small salon. The window panes were tinted, so I couldn’t peer in to find out more. So I opened the door and went in. Inside there was actually just one barber’s chair, one mirror and one corner to sit in. A red-haired woman was sitting there, about thirty years old, about five feet five inches tall and very slender. Then I noticed that she had relatively large breasts. “Wow, a dream woman! If that’s the hair dresser, this will be my main salon,” I thought to myself. And, in fact, she stood up and asked me what I wished.

“I have a coupon that I got as a gift and wanted to use it here.”

“Oh, let me see it. Ah yes, my name is Diana.”

While she was examining the coupon, she pushed me toward the barber chair.

“Have a seat; there are a few things we have to do. You know that I can’t give you any change on this coupon? We have to use the coupon up completely. But, that isn’t a problem.”

I sat and wondered how this would go.

She went quickly into the back room and returned a short time later with a cloth cover in her hand.

“So, we don’t want to get your clothes full of hair.” She came up close and draped the cover around me. For a short time I could feel her breasts against my shoulder.

“We’ll start by washing your hair. Lay your head back into the basin.”

I did so and she began to rinse my hair with warm water. It felt great, the way her gentle hands glided through my hair. She took shampoo and massaged my scalp. It was splendid. I was afraid of getting a hard-on. Then she took the shower head and rinsed the foam out of my hair. It was neat.

“Well, we had to do that first. Now we want to neaten up your haircut.”

She combed my hair and reached for the shaver, which was lying in front of me on the board under the mirror. When she was doing that I was able to get a quick look into her dress and noticed that she wasn’t wearing a bra. “What a turn on!” I thought.

She kept pressing her tits against my shoulder. It was simply a turn on. She put the razor away and picked up the shears. She began to cut my top hair.

“Who gave you such a high-value coupon?”

“Today’s my birthday and it was mailed to me. There was no return address.”

“Well, congratulations. A secret admirer perhaps? Do you have a girlfriend?”

The situation was erotically charged and I didn’t want to change it.

“No, right now I’m alone.”

At that moment she pushed my head back against her sexy tits and continued cutting my hair.

“How is it that such a good-looking guy doesn’t have a girlfriend?”

“I’ve never found the right one. I’m enjoying my single life with all its advantages, if you know what I mean.”

“How about a shave?”

I felt a bit strange because I had never allowed another person to shave me. Yet, I agreed.

She took the razor and a bottle of shaving cream out of the drawer under the mirror.

“Don’t worry; this isn’t the first time I’m doing this.”

I could hardly believe it. She sat down with her legs over my lap and began to lather my face. She ran her gentle hands over my face again and again. Then she took the straight razor and put it to my neck. With great care she shaved path after path. Slowly I noticed how this was turning me on.

Slowly but surely my dick was standing up. I knew she noticed it. After all, she was sitting right on it.

“Oh what’s that there? Don’t make me nervous, it could get dangerous,” she said.

And exactly that made me nervous. As she shaved she rocked lightly back and forth on my lap. I got a stony hard-on. She took a washcloth and wiped the rest of the foam off my face.

“So, while I have the razor out and you still haven’t used up your coupon, how would it be with a pubic shave?” she asked, “That’s the specialty of the house.” I had no time to answer. She dismounted, pulled off the cloth and went into the back room with it. When she came back she had two metal supports in her hand. “We have to put your legs up so that I can work undisturbed.”

She attached the supports on the left and right arms of the barber chair. Then she kneeled in front of me and opened my pants. She took them off slowly along with my shorts. My hard-on sprang out immediately. She came near it with her face and said “That’s a splendid fellow. That we want to make look really chic.” She put my legs into the supports. I lay there as if in a gynecological chair.

“I have to fasten your legs now, so that you can’t move them. I will definitely not cut you.” She fastened my legs with a leather strap. She kneeled between my legs again and began to lather up my pubic area. It felt wonderful. She rubbed the cold lather into my balls and dick. I thought my cock about to burst. I was afraid that I would spurt lather all over myself.

She took the straight razor and began to shave me. Taking my dick in her hand she began to jerk me off. “This will be my only salon, for sure,” I thought. Her hand movements got faster and faster. My cock and balls jerked.

“Well now, better hold your balls still. It’s not without danger, what I’m doing here.” Easier said than done. When she was finished with the razor, she stood up and pulled her smock off. I was right. She had nothing on under it. Nothing at all. She kneeled down again and took my prick in her mouth. “So, now we’re going to finish using up the coupon.” With these words she took my dick all the way into her mouth. She began to suck and lick. It wasn’t long before I was near coming. Then she suddenly took my prick out of her mouth and stood up. “I have another little surprise for you.” The door to the back room opened and I didn’t believe my eyes.

“Tina, what are you doing here? I can explain everything.”

“No explanation is needed. Diana is an old friend who owed me a favor. I sent you the coupon.”

“But why?”

“I wanted to see if you were faithful to me. Apparently not.”

Diana grabbed me by the head and held the straight razor to my neck.

“Don’t do anything stupid. You have seen how I handle this thing.”

Tina stood before me. “You swine, you’ll pay for this.” She got two cables out of her pocket and fastened my arms to the chair. Diana took the knife away from my neck and locked the front door.

Tina seized my balls.

“These pieces of shit. Just one look at a pretty girl, you can’t think straight anymore. And it’s the fault of these little pieces of shit.”

“Tina, just let me explain.”

“The time for explanations is past. When I’m done with you, you won’t’ have any more problem with your balls...”

“What are you going to do?” I was slowly becoming panicky. “Untie me now!”

“When I’m finished I’ll untie you, not before. Diana, hand me the razor.”

“No, what’re you doing? Let me out of here!!!”

Diana, still naked, gave Tina the razor. Tina put it against my sack. “Well, say goodbye to your nuts.”

“No, Tina, don’t. I do love you.”

“You’ll love me all right. And you’ll be forever faithful. I’ll see to that.” She pulled the knife through my sac until it was lying cut off in her hand. I screamed with pain.

“That wasn’t half bad. The harder part is yet to come.”

“What are you going to do? Let me loose!”

“You always said that I gave a heavenly blow job. So, I’m giving you one last blow job.” She took my soft penis into her mouth and started to suck. She was really a goddess in this realm. It was so beautiful that I forgot the pain. She blew me on and on.

I noticed I was getting close to coming. I didn’t know if that was possible without balls. Just before my orgasm, I felt Tina’s teeth on my dick. She slowly increased the pressure until it began to hurt. She bit deeper and deeper. I screamed with pain, but Tina didn’t stop. I felt blood running down toward my ass. And then it happened. My prick was completely bitten off. Tina stood up and took my prick out of her mouth. “Actually I wanted to leave your dick on, but Diana refused to participate unless she could have your dick.” She gave my dick to Diana. I saw now that Diana was totally excited. She was dripping from her pussy.

The last thing I saw was Diana putting my dick into her mouth and chewing. She chewed on it for a while and then swallowed it.

Then I woke up in the hospital. Tina was sitting on my bed.

“I brought your mail. Perhaps that will cheer you up some.”

By Trapjaw2003, translation by memberno.