Years ago sailing vessels would mix rum in their drinking water to keep the water from going bad on long voyages. A sailors Rum Ration was measured in Pints and Quarts. Young sailors were told to Mind Your P’s and Q’s, so as not to get drunk, miss their duty station, or worse yet fall over board.

Lisa had an idea on how to keep her supply of Testes from running out. She wanted her own ‘Rum Ration,’ she put a price on a Pint and a Quart of human Testicles. The concept was to buy them with a volume measurement, not by the pound. That way, the women harvesting the man meat would be encouraged to swell them as much as possible before they were harvested. She would get tenderized man meat delivered in glass jars soaking in alcohol to preserve them.

She could still travel and collect her own nuts at her leisure, but would have a steady supply waiting for her enjoyment on a regular basis. The word spread that she was offering $50,000 for a Pint and $125,000 American dollars for a full Quart jar. She also offered a $50,000 bonus for both the first Pint and the first Quart to be delivered. Flyers with ‘Mind Your P’s and Q’s’ were e-mailed, faxed and mailed throughout the world.

Many women world wide began to collect man meat in hopes of being the first to fill their jars. The variety of collection methods varied widely, and Lisa loved to hear first hand accounts of how the women collected their share of swollen nuts.

A FemDom Mistress in New York began offering discounts to masochists, giving extended sessions and going topless for her slaves if they would donate a nut or two to her collection. She took her time repeatedly mashing their balls to get maximum swelling before their de-nutting. The men would sign legal waivers, before or often during sessions. With their minds clouded by the pain of her abuse, and the pleasure of her teasing and denial, they would offer her anything in their obsessive haze. Most of them were actually paying her to abuse them and therefore to harvest their manhood as well.

A women’s self-defense instructor in Philadelphia would hunt rapists and chauvinistic pigs throughout the old city late at night. She would pretend to be lost or drunk to lure them in close. Thinking her to be an easy mark, they wouldn’t be prepared for her attack until they were curled in a ball in a smelly alleyway. She would tie their hands behind their backs, duck tape a gag in their mouths and remove their pants. She would then work over her personal ‘punching bags’ with foot stomps, knees, open palm strikes and squeezes. Long after the men would pass out, she would continue to increase the swelling of their ruined meat.

Most testicles in her collection were damages, but that was still within the rules. No scrotums were allowed, vas deferens, spermatic cords and veins were acceptable attachments. They had to be kept fresh in at least 80 proof liquor or pure ethanol. The hunt was on.

In India a woman from the upper caste system was harvesting the balls of lower class, and untouchable men. Often these poor beggars would willingly offer their seed sacs for a small sum which amounted to several years income. Honored to be given the attention of the high ranking lady and her servant girls. Although it was not allowed for her to touch the men or their testes, she enjoyed clipping the cords after her young servant girls brought them to full size swelling.

Two young college coed students in France decided to combine their harvest and split the money for tuition. They were soccer players on the University team, and would lure men with advertisements as escorts. Often acting together with a special two for one deal, they would kick their victims balls repeatedly. Taking turns holding his legs apart until long after they passed out. They would pick the fruit, and leave him alone and ball less in his hotel room. A quick sewing of the wound kept them from accidentally killing any of their Johns.

Worried about ingesting diseased testicles, Lisa asked a lady doctor she met at a leather munch. She specialized in infectious diseases and taught Lisa’s chef, Patty, how to safely cook all of the testicles. Explaining the alcohol also helped to stave off bacteria. With the knowledge that they were safe, Lisa tried baked balls, fried man fruit, sautéed sperm-makers, braised bollocks, tossed testes in a salad, and even tried puréed penis from a eunuch. But her favorite was a white sauce Patty made which had the consistence of sperm. That gave them both a sadistic pleasure to think about it while she ate.

In Indonesia a rebel woman soldier would castrate the men her unit killed during their raids. She had a small guillotine she would use on the dead men first, then she would stomp and beat their prisoners before slicing off their bruised balls. She was actually the first to collect a Pint for testicles, but without access to a post office she had to wait to collect her reward.

Two lesbian lovers in Central America were the first to deliver a full pint of nut meat. They used the machismo attitude of the Latino men and the beauty of the younger submissive lesbian partner as bait. She was deceptively petite and in great shape. She carried a black belt in two separate disciplines, and had her butch partner waiting in the shadows. Tequila and unprotected border crossing points between countries gave them access to exploit horny young men from rival tribes. They enjoyed both the emasculation of men, and their life long hatred of the opposing native population to fuel their passionate collection of swollen man meat. They used their earnings to purchased land and build first a bar/ whore house, and then apartment houses to rent out.

Lisa enjoyed the taste of testicles marinated in tequila, Patty prepared them with lime juice and fried peppers. That jar made almost a dozen meals, and reassured Lisa that her program of Pints and Quarts was destined to succeed. She still kept busy collecting balls on an individual basis. Taking her time to pummel the man’s fully exposed nuts, until they wouldn’t swell any further, and then cutting them free with her own hands. They always seemed to taste better if she witnessed their removal.