He crept up to a window on the barn and to his amazement saw a young farm girl straddling a large cucumber sticking through a knot hole in the barn. This went on every day for a month.

One day james had a brilliant idea. He skipped work that day and headed towards the barn instead. He placed his massive 10 inch cock through the hole, not realizing he had become stuck.

Shortly after the young farm girl showed up and immediately saw the massive black cock sticking through the wall. She walked over curiously, touched the tip a couple times and exclaimed, "It looks like it got rotten again" And without hesitation picked up some pruning shears and snipped poor James dick right off.