A cautionary tale for all you chicken hawks. Just pictures your favorite teen star as the stoner dude kid...
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STONER DUDE GETS THE MUNCHIES
Ever since Howard saw the young dude hanging out in the alley by
the school, he knew it was lust. As the young dude was walking
across the street one day, Howard noticed the tight shorts that he
had on. They were blue and practically hugged his perfect boy butt.
The guy's waist had to be no more than 27 inches. His face was
beautiful and you could tell that his chest was tight and smooth.
And those lips - when the dude raised a cigarette up to them, Howard
only wished it was his dick those thick lips were touching. Up to
this point, Howard could only observe the beautiful dude from the
comforts of his car. And he found himself going to the school each
day, spying on the guy with the thick lips, beautiful face and tight
shorts. Usually the dude was always smoking in the back with his
friends, but one day Howard found him alone. Howard had already
bought some pot and decided it was now time to make his move.
Howard nervously walked up to the kid, who in turn looked at him
really puzzled.
"What the fuck do you want?" the kid asked.
"Where's all your friends?" was all Howard could blurt out.
"They were suppose to bring my shit," the kid said, "I think
I've been ripped off."
As the kid talked, Howard could see the thick moist tongue as it
slid across the kid's lips after he talked.
"I got some pot in the car," Howard finally said. How ridiculous
Howard must have looked at this point, a slightly overweight man in
his late 30's who could easily be the kid's father. Howard could not
take his eyes off the kid's lips.
"I ain't got no money," the kid blurted out.
"I've got a lot of pot in the car and rolling papers too,"
Howard says nervously, "And it's all yours." And then Howard finally
stammered out his proposition - "If you give me head."
"You can kiss me ass, faggot!" the kid yelled and started to
walk away.
Howard watched the kid's tight butt hidden away by his shorts
and then said, "That would be fine too."
The kids stopped and then laughed. He turned around and
said, "How much pot do you have?"
"Two pounds," Howard said.
"Fuck!" the kid exclaimed.
The kid thought for a minute and then licked his lips slowly,
giving Howard a rather uncomfortable erection in the process.
"Well, there's no way I'm gonna give you head," the kid
replied, "But did you say you'd wanna kiss my butt?"
"Yeah," Howard replied. Howard was so fucking horny that he
thought he would cream any minute.
"Okay," the kid said, "I'll let you kiss my butt the whole time
I'm smoking. But I'm not gonna pull my pants down cuz I don't want
you to get any ideas about fucking me."
Howard looked at the kid and then asked him to turn around. When
the kid did, Howard saw his shorts covered ass and knew it was going
to be difficult, but wanted to take the kid home anyway.
"Can I at least hump your ass a couple of time," Howard
asked, "Even with the shorts on."
"That's too fucking weird," the kid replied.
"Will you take your shirt off at least?" Howard pleaded.
"Alright," the kid said.
And so away they left, heading over to Howard's house in
suburbia. The kid's eyes lit up when he saw all the pot. He started
to roll a joint, and when the kid licked the seal slowly with his
thick tongue, Howard said, "I wish that was my dick."
"Keep wishin'" the kid replied, and to tease the guy, the kid
licked each and every seal very slowly - almost sensually. There
were lucky that Howard didn't drive off the road, with a raging hard
on and a sexy kid in tow.
Once in the house, the kid slowly took off his shirt, showing
off a tight smooth chest and a natural six pack. "So you don't try
anything funny," the kid said, "I want you to take all your clothes
off."
Howard was kind of surprised by this. As the kid lit the joint,
Howard asked, "Why? Are you hot for me?"
"Your as ugly as fuck," cackled the kid, "I just don't want you
to try anything funny. And naked, you can't do shit."
Howard really had no problem with that. He tossed off all of his
clothes and then stood naked in front of the kid, full boner and all.
"Aw fuck," the kid says between puffs, "I don't wanna have to
look at your ugly ass! Now get on your knees!"
Howard promptly did so, kneeling right in front of the pot
smoking kid.
"Can I lick your chest?" Howard asked, looking at the kid's
smooth chest as he inhaled and exhaled.
"Fuck no!" the kid replied.
"I can give you head if you want," Howard said, almost
pleadingly.
"It's all limp," the kid said, "And anyway, only chicks give me
head. Now get behind me so I don't have to look at you anymore."
Howard walked on his knees and got directly behind the kid, now
right in front of his shorts covered ass. Howard put his lips up
against the fabric and kissed the kids butt gently. He could easily
feel that the kids butt was firm. He gently kissed it a bit more.
The kid was on his second joint now and was beginning to feel dizzy
with all the standing. He was aware of the old fag kissing his ass,
but the pot made it all the more bearable. That was, until the fag
started licking instead of kissing. First Howard was licking the
kid's shorts, but then got lower and started licking the kid's bare
leg. The kid stepped away and turned around.
"I don't want you to lick any flesh," the kid said, almost
sickened. "I gotta go."
The kid was sufficiently stoned, but Howard didn't want him to
go. Before the kid could do anything, Howard pleaded, "Stick
around. If you pull your pants down and let me kiss your bare ass,
I'll let you have the rest of the pot - and I'll give you some money."
"How much?" the kid asked.
"100 if I could eat you out," Howard said, "And another hundred
if you give me a blow job."
The kid got mad. He walked right up to Howard, who tried to get
up from his knees, but the kid demanded he stay down.
"I'm not a faggot!" the kid yelled, very stoned, "I ain't gonna
give you head. And you licking my asshole would probably make me
puke!"
The kid went to light the umpteenth joint. He was stoned but
thought he really would like to have the $200. He was also getting
quite hungry at this point.
"The only way I'd pull down my pants and show you my asshole is
if you were tied down to the bed," the kid said, "And that would cost
you $200 and the rest of this pot. And it would only be a quick peak
too."
Howard had been looking at this kids butt for months. The
shorts always protected the tight butt from intruding eyes, and now
after kissing it, Howard decided he would pay the price for what
would easily be a lifetime of jerk off material.
"I have handcuffs," Howard chimed in, "You could handcuff me to
the bed. And if you want, you could handcuff my feet too!"
"Where's the 200 dollars?" the kid asked.
"I'm not getting hustled by you," Howard said, now getting to
his feet. "It 's here in the house somewhere. And once I see your
asshole, I'll tell you where it is."
"Whatever," the kid said, "Now where's the handcuffs?"
"Follow me," Howard said excitedly and the kid followed him into
the bedroom.
The first thing the kid noticed right away was the big dildo on
the dresser. It had to be at least twelve inches by 8 inches thick.
The kid just laughed and said, "You fuck yourself with that thing?"
"No!" Howard said offended and then got the handcuffs out. The
kid put down the joint and then proceeded to cuff Howard's wrists
each side of the bedposts. He then cuffed each of Howard's ankles to
either side of the bed. Howard was helpless on the bed now, an older
guy now at the mercy of a stoned and very sexy kid.
And the kid's look at Howard's body was penetrating. The kid
licked his lips as his sealed and lit up yet another joint. Howard
was instantly hard again, the blood rushing in, making a full on
erection - an erection he knew the kid would never suck on.
"Well, show me your asshole," Howard said, "Put it right in my
face."
"I'm hungry!" the kid said, "You got anything to eat?"
Before Howard could answer, the kid left the room in search of
the kitchen. Howard began to feel panic. What if the kid left him
cuffed to the bed. Howard's wife was due home in a couple of hours,
and would wonder what the hell was going on. It was only five
minutes, but it seemed like an eternity when the kid finally returned.
"One hot dog bun!" the kid yelled. "Don't you ever eat? You're
fat enough!"
The kid then walked up to the bed with the hot dog bun. Just
seeing the kid gave Howard an uncontrollable erection. The kid, in
turn, was hungrier than ever. Several joints tend to give one the
munchies, and with the kid in an altered state of mind, Howard's
erection dick was beginning to look good. The kid's mouth started to
water. Howard saw the kid lick his moist lips and began to get even
more excited.
"Give me head now and I'll tell you where 500 dollars is,"
Howard pleaded. The kid just nodded his head and knelt by the bed,
staring at Howard's hard dick.
"It's in the kitchen cabinet," Howard replied. Howard would
have said anything to the kid at this point. The kid's lips were so
close to his cock now, Howard could feel his breath. The kid then
took the hot dog bun and put it between Howard's belly and his cock.
Then he positioned the cock directly into the hot dog bun.
"Kinky!" Howard replied. Even in his wildest imagination,
Howard had never thought up anything as imaginative as this.
To his surprise, the kid got up and left the room again. Howard
looked at his dick positioned in the bun and only felt himself
getting harder. Within a minute, the kid returned with a bottle of
catsup, mustard, pickle relish and the $500. He placed the money on
the dresser next to the dildo.
The kid hurriedly poured some catsup on Howard's dick. Howard
shuddered by the coldness since it had been in the refrigerator, but
remained very excited. The kid then added the mustard and pickle
relish very slowly. All these condiments felt gooey on Howard's
cock, but it would be well worth it once the kid started lapping it
all up.
"Thanks man," the kid said and took a bite of the bun, taking
all of it in his mouth up to the part where Howard's cock head peaked
out. Howard watched as the kid chewed and though even watching him
eat was erotic. Howard could see when the kid swallowed the bread
and thought it must taste terrible without any meat in it. But
Howard didn't care - he was certainly paying the kid enough for this.
The kid stuck his tongue out and slowly licked the tip of
Howard's cock head. This damn near made Howard cum. The kid's
tongue was just as good as Howard had imagined. He couldn't wait for
the full on blow job.
The kid then took several inches of the bun and dick in his
mouth. Howard laid back and felt enveloped in the kid's mouth - in
heaven until he started to feel teeth beginning to grind through his
cock.
"What the fuck are you doing?" Howard screamed.
"There ain't nothin' in here to eat," the kid said in a
haze, "You're lucky I even want to chow down on your disgusting dick!"
Howard started to scream. The kid, not phased, put the hot dog
bun down and then walked over to the dresser. Howard was relieved to
see the kid go and was wondering if his cock was bleeding at all. He
still felt very hard, lubricated by all the condiments.
The kid came back with the dildo in his hand. Howard started to
scream again. It was very easy for the kid to shove the dildo deep
into the old faggot's mouth. Howard was now beginning to choke and
tried to breathe easier. He then felt his cock being enveloped by
the hot dog bun again, sliding in with the ketchup and other
condiments.
The kid took the bun and cock into his mouth once again and
began to bite down. Howard could not scream at this point, his mouth
filled with the larger than life dildo. He struggled against the
handcuffs, but there was no way to escape the restraints - or the
kid's appetite.
The kid's teeth bit through the meat like it was just a regular
hot dog and not someone's cherished penis. The sharp teeth bit threw
at last and half the cock was now in the boy's mouth mixed with the
bread and condiments. Blood was now getting on the bed and Howard
began to feel faint as he watched the kid chew slowly and then
swallow his meat. There was only half a bloodied cock stump left
now, and Howard didn't feel much as the kid bit that off too, taking
it down his throat with the mixture of bread and condiments. Howard
felt like he was going to pass out as he watched the kid swallow the
last of his manhood.
"Thanks for the snack," the kid said, "Too bad your dick wasn't
bigger."
The kid was now contemplating eating the old guy's balls, but
there was too much blood. And anyway, he had $500 and could actually
afford to buy some real food. And not being the selfish type, the
kid was planning on throwing a party for his stoner buds, using the
rest of the pot.
Before he could leave, the kid suddenly remembered the original
deal.
"You wanted to see my asshole, didn't you?" the kid laughed. He
then crawled on the bed, got on all fours and then stuck in butt in
Howard's barely conscious face. He then pulled down his shorts and
revealed a very tight, smooth boy butt. He then spread his ass apart
and showed Howard his hole. It was all tight and hairless and just
begging to be fucked. This would have normally excited Howard to no
end - but of course having your dick eaten would tend to hamper the
mood a bit.
Howard took his last breath looking at the kid's hot asshole.
It was the ultimate tease, one that Howard would die thinking about...