STONER DUDE GETS THE MUNCHIES


By: Evil Boy! ([email protected])

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A cautionary tale for all you chicken hawks.

Just pictures your favorite teen star as the stoner dude kid...

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STONER DUDE GETS THE MUNCHIES

     Ever since Howard saw the young dude hanging out in the alley by 
the school, he knew it was lust.  As the young dude was walking 
across the street one day, Howard noticed the tight shorts that he 
had on. They were blue and practically hugged his perfect boy butt. 

   The guy's waist had to be no more than 27 inches.  His face was 
beautiful and you could tell that his chest was tight and smooth.  
And those lips - when the dude raised a cigarette up to them, Howard 
only wished it was his dick those thick lips were touching.  Up to 
this point, Howard could only observe the beautiful dude from the 
comforts of his car.  And he found himself going to the school each 
day, spying on the guy with the thick lips, beautiful face and tight 
shorts.  Usually the dude was always smoking in the back with his 
friends, but one day Howard found him alone.  Howard had already 
bought some pot and decided it was now time to make his move.



    Howard nervously walked up to the kid, who in turn looked at him 
really puzzled.



     "What the fuck do you want?" the kid asked.



     "Where's all your friends?" was all Howard could blurt out.



     "They were suppose to bring my shit," the kid said, "I think 
I've been ripped off."



     As the kid talked, Howard could see the thick moist tongue as it 
slid across the kid's lips after he talked.



     "I got some pot in the car," Howard finally said. How ridiculous 
Howard must have looked at this point, a slightly overweight man in 
his late 30's who could easily be the kid's father.  Howard could not 
take his eyes off the kid's lips.



     "I ain't got no money," the kid blurted out.



     "I've got a lot of pot in the car and rolling papers too," 
Howard says nervously, "And it's all yours."  And then Howard finally 
stammered out his proposition - "If you give me head."



     "You can kiss me ass, faggot!" the kid yelled and started to 
walk away.



     Howard watched the kid's tight butt hidden away by his shorts 
and then said, "That would be fine too."



     The kids stopped and then laughed.  He turned around and 
said, "How much pot do you have?"



     "Two pounds," Howard said.



     "Fuck!"  the kid exclaimed.



     The kid thought for a minute and then licked his lips slowly, 
giving Howard a rather uncomfortable erection in the process.



     "Well, there's no way I'm gonna give you head," the kid 
replied, "But did you say you'd wanna kiss my butt?"



     "Yeah," Howard replied.  Howard was so fucking horny that he 
thought he would cream any minute.



     "Okay," the kid said, "I'll let you kiss my butt the whole time 
I'm smoking.  But I'm not gonna pull my pants down cuz I don't want 
you to get any ideas about fucking me."



     Howard looked at the kid and then asked him to turn around. When 
the kid did, Howard saw his shorts covered ass and knew it was going 
to be difficult, but wanted to take the kid home anyway.  



     "Can I at least hump your ass a couple of time," Howard 
asked, "Even with the shorts on."



     "That's too fucking weird," the kid replied.



     "Will you take your shirt off at least?" Howard pleaded.



     "Alright," the kid said.



     And so away they left, heading over to Howard's house in 
suburbia.  The kid's eyes lit up when he saw all the pot.  He started 
to roll a joint, and when the kid licked the seal slowly with his 
thick tongue, Howard said, "I wish that was my dick."



     "Keep wishin'" the kid replied, and to tease the guy, the kid 
licked each and every seal very slowly - almost sensually.  There 
were lucky that Howard didn't drive off the road, with a raging hard 
on and a sexy kid in tow.



     Once in the house, the kid slowly took off his shirt, showing 
off a tight smooth chest and a natural six pack.  "So you don't try 
anything funny," the kid said, "I want you to take all your clothes 
off."



     Howard was kind of surprised by this.  As the kid lit the joint, 
Howard asked, "Why?  Are you hot for me?"



     "Your as ugly as fuck," cackled the kid, "I just don't want you 
to try anything funny.  And naked, you can't do shit."



     Howard really had no problem with that. He tossed off all of his 
clothes and then stood naked in front of the kid, full boner and all.



     "Aw fuck," the kid says between puffs, "I don't wanna have to 
look at your ugly ass!  Now get on your knees!"



     Howard promptly did so, kneeling right in front of the pot 
smoking kid.  



     "Can I lick your chest?" Howard asked, looking at the kid's 
smooth chest as he inhaled and exhaled.



     "Fuck no!" the kid replied.



     "I can give you head if you want," Howard said, almost 
pleadingly.



     "It's all limp," the kid said, "And anyway, only chicks give me 
head.  Now get behind me so I don't have to look at you anymore."



     Howard walked on his knees and got directly behind the kid, now 
right in front of his shorts covered ass.  Howard put his lips up 
against the fabric and kissed the kids butt gently.  He could easily 
feel that the kids butt was firm.  He gently kissed it a bit more.  
The kid was on his second joint now and was beginning to feel dizzy 
with all the standing.  He was aware of the old fag kissing his ass, 
but the pot made it all the more bearable.  That was, until the fag 
started licking instead of kissing.  First Howard was licking the 
kid's shorts, but then got lower and started licking the kid's bare 
leg.  The kid stepped away and turned around.



     "I don't want you to lick any flesh," the kid said, almost 
sickened.  "I gotta go."



     The kid was sufficiently stoned, but Howard didn't want him to 
go.  Before the kid could do anything, Howard pleaded, "Stick 
around.  If you pull your pants down and let me kiss your bare ass, 
I'll let you have the rest of the pot - and I'll give you some money."



     "How much?" the kid asked.



     "100 if I could eat you out," Howard said, "And another hundred 
if you give me a blow job."



     The kid got mad.  He walked right up to Howard, who tried to get 
up from his knees, but the kid demanded he stay down.



     "I'm not a faggot!" the kid yelled, very stoned, "I ain't gonna 
give you head.  And you licking my asshole would probably make me 
puke!"



     The kid went to light the umpteenth joint.  He was stoned but 
thought he really would like to have the $200.  He was also getting 
quite hungry at this point.



     "The only way I'd pull down my pants and show you my asshole is 
if you were tied down to the bed," the kid said, "And that would cost 
you $200 and the rest of this pot.  And it would only be a quick peak 
too."



     Howard had been looking at this kids butt for months.  The 
shorts always protected the tight butt from intruding eyes, and now 
after kissing it, Howard decided he would pay the price for what 
would easily be a lifetime of jerk off material.



     "I have handcuffs," Howard chimed in, "You could handcuff me to 
the bed.  And if you want, you could handcuff my feet too!"



     "Where's the 200 dollars?" the kid asked.



     "I'm not getting hustled by you," Howard said, now getting to 
his feet.  "It 's here in the house somewhere.  And once I see your 
asshole, I'll tell you where it is."



     "Whatever," the kid said, "Now where's the handcuffs?"



     "Follow me," Howard said excitedly and the kid followed him into 
the bedroom. 



     The first thing the kid noticed right away was the big dildo on 
the dresser.  It had to be at least twelve inches by 8 inches thick.  
The kid just laughed and said, "You fuck yourself with that thing?"



     "No!" Howard said offended and then got the handcuffs out.  The 
kid put down the joint and then proceeded to cuff Howard's wrists 
each side of the bedposts.  He then cuffed each of Howard's ankles to 
either side of the bed.  Howard was helpless on the bed now, an older 
guy now at the mercy of a stoned and very sexy kid.



     And the kid's look at Howard's body was penetrating.  The kid 
licked his lips as his sealed and lit up yet another joint.  Howard 
was instantly hard again, the blood rushing in, making a full on 
erection - an erection he knew the kid would never suck on.  



     "Well, show me your asshole," Howard said, "Put it right in my 
face."



     "I'm hungry!" the kid said, "You got anything to eat?"



     Before Howard could answer, the kid left the room in search of 
the kitchen.  Howard began to feel panic.  What if the kid left him 
cuffed to the bed.  Howard's wife was due home in a couple of hours, 
and would wonder what the hell was going on.  It was only five 
minutes, but it seemed like an eternity when the kid finally returned.



     "One hot dog bun!" the kid yelled.  "Don't you ever eat?  You're 
fat enough!"



     The kid then walked up to the bed with the hot dog bun.  Just 
seeing the kid gave Howard an uncontrollable erection.  The kid, in 
turn, was hungrier than ever.  Several joints tend to give one the 
munchies, and with the kid in an altered state of mind, Howard's 
erection dick was beginning to look good.  The kid's mouth started to 
water.  Howard saw the kid lick his moist lips and began to get even 
more excited.



     "Give me head now and I'll tell you where 500 dollars is," 
Howard pleaded.  The kid just nodded his head and knelt by the bed, 
staring at Howard's hard dick.



     "It's in the kitchen cabinet," Howard replied.  Howard would 
have said anything to the kid at this point.  The kid's lips were so 
close to his cock now, Howard could feel his breath.  The kid then 
took the hot dog bun and put it between Howard's belly and his cock.  
Then he positioned the cock directly into the hot dog bun.  



     "Kinky!" Howard replied.  Even in his wildest imagination, 
Howard had never thought up anything as imaginative as this.  



     To his surprise, the kid got up and left the room again.  Howard 
looked at his dick positioned in the bun and only felt himself 
getting harder.  Within a minute, the kid returned with a bottle of 
catsup, mustard, pickle relish and the $500.  He placed the money on 
the dresser next to the dildo.



     The kid hurriedly poured some catsup on Howard's dick.  Howard 
shuddered by the coldness since it had been in the refrigerator, but 
remained very excited.  The kid then added the mustard and pickle 
relish very slowly.  All these condiments felt gooey on Howard's 
cock, but it would be well worth it once the kid started lapping it 
all up.  



     "Thanks man," the kid said and took a bite of the bun, taking 
all of it in his mouth up to the part where Howard's cock head peaked 
out.  Howard watched as the kid chewed and though even watching him 
eat was erotic.  Howard could see when the kid swallowed the bread 
and thought it must taste terrible without any meat in it.  But 
Howard didn't care - he was certainly paying the kid enough for this.



     The kid stuck his tongue out and slowly licked the tip of 
Howard's cock head.  This damn near made Howard cum.  The kid's 
tongue was just as good as Howard had imagined.  He couldn't wait for 
the full on blow job.



     The kid then took several inches of the bun and dick in his 
mouth. Howard laid back and felt enveloped in the kid's mouth - in 
heaven until he started to feel teeth beginning to grind through his 
cock.



     "What the fuck are you doing?" Howard screamed.



     "There ain't nothin' in here to eat," the kid said in a 
haze, "You're lucky I even want to chow down on your disgusting dick!"



     Howard started to scream.  The kid, not phased, put the hot dog 
bun down and then walked over to the dresser.  Howard was relieved to 
see the kid go and was wondering if his cock was bleeding at all.  He 
still felt very hard, lubricated by all the condiments.  



    The kid came back with the dildo in his hand.  Howard started to 
scream again.  It was very easy for the kid to shove the dildo deep 
into the old faggot's mouth.  Howard was now beginning to choke and 
tried to breathe easier.  He then felt his cock being enveloped by 
the hot dog bun again, sliding in with the ketchup and other 
condiments.  



     The kid took the bun and cock into his mouth once again and 
began to bite down.  Howard could not scream at this point, his mouth 
filled with the larger than life dildo.  He struggled against the 
handcuffs, but there was no way to escape the restraints - or the 
kid's appetite.



     The kid's teeth bit through the meat like it was just a regular 
hot dog and not someone's cherished penis.  The sharp teeth bit threw 
at last and half the cock was now in the boy's mouth mixed with the 
bread and condiments.  Blood was now getting on the bed and Howard 
began to feel faint as he watched the kid chew slowly and then 
swallow his meat.  There was only half a bloodied cock stump left 
now,  and Howard didn't feel much as the kid bit that off too, taking 
it down his throat with the mixture of bread and condiments.  Howard 
felt like he was going to pass out as he watched the kid swallow the 
last of his manhood.



     "Thanks for the snack," the kid said, "Too bad your dick wasn't 
bigger."



     The kid was now contemplating eating the old guy's balls, but 
there was too much blood.  And anyway, he had $500 and could actually 
afford to buy some real food.  And not being the selfish type, the 
kid was planning on throwing a party for his stoner buds, using the 
rest of the pot.  



     Before he could leave, the kid suddenly remembered the original 
deal.



     "You wanted to see my asshole, didn't you?" the kid laughed.  He 
then crawled on the bed, got on all fours and then stuck in butt in 
Howard's barely conscious face.  He then pulled down his shorts and 
revealed a very tight, smooth boy butt.  He then spread his ass apart 
and showed Howard his hole.  It was all tight and hairless and just 
begging to be fucked.  This would have normally excited Howard to no 
end - but of course having your dick eaten would tend to hamper the 
mood a bit.  



     Howard took his last breath looking at the kid's hot asshole.  
It was the ultimate tease, one that Howard would die thinking about...


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