We get along great when we’re out having fun also. We are both very thrifty people and hate to spend money on over priced retail items. We have the most fun going to garage sales together every Friday and Saturday. There are always plenty of bargains just waiting for us almost every weekend but we usually stick to a strict budget so that we don’t go crazy and buy too much.

Several weeks ago we found an unusual estate sale. It was part of a bigger sale that had cleared out some sort of storage barn of an old movie studio. We found the most unusual items that looked like they had come right out of a medieval dungeon. Unfortunately, there were not many bargains to be had; just a lot of over priced relicts of an old collection. One of the items that caught Stephanie’s eye was an exact replica of an old French guillotine that was only three feet high and maybe four inches wide. It had a circular two inch diameter hole at the bottom. The uprights were beautifully finished mahogany with rusty iron brackets and other iron hardware holding the whole thing together. At the top was a realistic looking blade that must have been made out of stainless steel because it was the only piece of metal on the device that wasn’t rusty. Every aspect of the guillotine was incredibly detailed.

“What a wonderful toy,” said Stephanie with a smile. “It looks like it has never been used for anything but an exhibit in a museum. I’ll bet it was a display model for an old prop room. Or maybe it was used by the movie company in a miniature landscape for shooting some old horror movie.” She gave me a guarded grin and ask me, “I wonder how much it is.”

I looked at the tag and whispered in her ear, “It is completely out of our budget for this weekend. Let me see if I can talk them down a little.”

I motioned to the older gentleman who was running the event and he came over to see what I wanted. “Hello young man. What can I help you with?”

“I am interested in this old guillotine replica but it is all worn out and rusty. The price seems a bit much for some old junk like this. It probably doesn’t even work anyway.”

“Well, let’s see if it still works.” He reached for the trigger mechanism and pulled it several times. Then he jiggled it around and shook the machine slightly but the blade still didn’t fall. “Well, I guess your right, maybe it doesn’t work. Of course, it could be just a static display model for camera shots where a guillotine needed to be seen in the background.” He put his hand to his chin and thought for a minute. “I tell you what I’ll do, I need to move this stuff out of here this weekend so I’ll give you a 40% discount if you pay cash, but don’t tell anybody you got a discount or everybody will want one.”

I shook hands with him and said with a smile, “It’s a deal.”

Stephanie was so thrilled to get her new toy back to her apartment. She immediately started cleaning off the dust and rust very carefully to preserve the detailed appearance. She looked up at me and announced rather smugly, “You know, I think that most of the rust on this machine was part of the finishing process to make it have an antique look. You played that guy at the sale perfectly though. He really thought it was old and worn out.” She proudly sat it on the dining room table. “It may take me a while to find just the right place to display this one.” Her apartment was already filled with other acquisitions we had made at garage and estate sales over the past few weeks.

We went to the bedroom and made wild passionate love for the rest of the night. It always happens that way when we purchase something that is unique and special. Stephanie loves to look for bargains but she is kind of dependent on me to talk the people down on the price for things that she really wants. I guess I have a gift for talking people into selling me an item for what seems like a bargain. Sometimes I think that they set the price high so that they can come down on the price and make the customer feel like he is getting a good deal (but she doesn’t know that).

The next weekend we got together at her apartment for an evening of snacks and watching old movies. She had been to a garage sale the day before and got some old low budget horror films that were mostly from the adult film industry. I had never heard of any of these movies but one horror movie had some surfer dude captured by a mad scientist. He was later taken to a dungeon by some naked vampire vixens where they tried out numerous torture devices on the poor guy. Most of these involved him being restrained while they sucked or fucked his giant dick. Finally, he had his dick placed in a small guillotine while the porn stars sucked him off over and over. They told him that if he came too soon they would drop the blade and cut his dick off.

Stephanie really got into this scene and blurted out excitedly, “That looks just like the guillotine we got at the sale last weekend. I’ll bet it or one just like it was used for that scene. Something about seeing that helpless guy with his dick in my new toy makes me really horny.”

“Yeah, I guess you’re right about that. It could be the same device.”

Stephanie put the movie on pause and brought the guillotine over and sat it right next to the TV screen. “Now put your dick through the hole so I can compare the one on the screen with the one we got at the estate sale.”

“I beg your pardon. You want me to do what?”

“Go on, do it. It’s only for display. You know it doesn’t actually function as a real guillotine… Do it and I’ll suck you off while your meat is in the guillotine.” She laughed.

“Now you’re talking!” I figured if it turned her on enough to make her want to give me a blowjob; that was a prize worth having. I went around behind the guillotine and stuck my soft dick through the hole at the bottom. I knew the blade couldn’t fall but there was still enough of a thrill about being under that bright gleaming blade that my dick started getting hard for no reason.

Stephanie had this huge smile on her face when she saw my dick in the guillotine. “I think he needs a little help,” she got down on her knees and sucked my half hard dick into her mouth with a loud slurping sound. I got completely hard almost instantly. Stephanie had never sucked so hard and fast since we had been together. I was enjoying every second of her blistering pace blow job and knew I couldn’t hold out for long although I tried to think of something else to make it last as long as possible.

Just as I was getting ready to cum, she pulled back and said, “I’ve got to get a picture of this.” She pulled a camera out of her purse and started taking photos from every possible angle. Some of them were close-ups and some were full body shots of my dick through the guillotine. I even smiled like I was glad to be in this predicament. I hoped she didn’t show any of these pictures to my friends or they might think I had gone crazy.

“I’m glad you stayed hard for the pictures. They look better with a hard dick sticking out. It wouldn’t be any fun to cut off a limp wiener. Ha Ha Ha.” She finally put the camera away.

I was starting to get frustrated and my dick was starting to get soft. “You had me very near the edge when you stopped sucking. Are you going to finish me off or should I take my dick out of the machine forever?”

“Oh no, don’t do that. I really like having it in there. I’ll finish you off if you promise to put it in the guillotine the next time we get together.”

What could I do? I would have promised her anything to get off right at that moment. “Okay, I promise to put my dick into the machine again, if you promise to give me a blow job each time I do.”

She gave me a smirk, “You got a deal.” She sucked me more slowly this time but that made it last longer and I enjoyed every second until I came like a race horse. She swallowed every drop and acted like she was hungry for more. I was beginning to like this machine just as much as she did. For me, it was because I loved the way she sucked my dick and for her because she loved to see my dick in the guillotine.

Stephanie never looked so satisfied when I finally took my now soft dick out of the guillotine. She thought for a moment and said, “You know, I don’t think this machine was ever meant to be a replica of a full size guillotine. After seeing that movie and how your dick fit so perfectly into the device, I think that it was designed from its very creation to be a penis guillotine. For the specific purpose of chopping off dicks. I’m going to do some research before the next time.” We retired to the bedroom where I licked her clit with my usual bravado and gave her several orgasms that she seemed to enjoy more than ever. Usually, she just cums once when I lick her off. I think she was more excited than she had ever been. The memory of my dick in the guillotine was giving her intense pleasure.

We got together the following weekend and she had some news to report.

“I went to the library and found a lot of information about the penis guillotine. It was used mostly in Europe for rapists and child molesters. I couldn’t find any definite numbers but they must have chopped off hundreds or even thousands of dicks with the penis guillotine. I can’t help wondering if our little toy was ever used to cut off dicks for real. It has been driving me wild, thinking about all those dicks sticking through guillotines all over Europe, with the poor guys wondering when the blade was going to fall. I even found reports that some of the guys were forced to eat their own cock meat after they were cut off.”

“You’ve really got a charge out of all this. Haven’t you?”

Stephanie smiled a wicked little smile as if in deep thought. “Yes. I guess I shouldn’t admit it but I used the vibrator on myself all week while looking at those pictures I took of you with your dick sticking through the hole in that little guillotine. I came more times in the last week than during any similar amount of time in my entire life.”

“Are you ready for another go round with the guillotine and me sucking you off”

“Hell yeah! I can hardly wait.”

“I think there are a couple new things we can do to make it look wicked for the pictures that I am going to take. I feel just like a movie director. Let me tie your hands behind your back to make it more like the movie. They also had him backed up against the wall so he couldn’t pull out if the blade dropped. I want it to look as authentic as possible.”

“Well, I don’t see any harm in that, if it gets you horny. I want you to be as sexually excited as possible.”

I let her tie my hands behind my back and she backed me up against the wall and put the guillotine on a little table right in front so that she could slide the machine over my already hard dick. I was hard because I knew there was going to be a great blow job that only Stephanie could deliver. I was becoming like Pavlov’s dog. The guillotine had become synonymous with great sexual pleasure.

She sucked me for a short while and then took dozens of pictures with a variety of lighting and other effects. She scared me a little when she said, “It’s too bad I can’t get a photo of the blade falling, just as it slices off your manhood.” Then she finished me off in the usual way with some great deep throat action and again she swallowed every drop when I shot my load.

Afterward, while I was still semi-hard, she had me stand in front of the little table and lay my dick down on the table while she took pictures from various angles and lighting conditions. I had no idea what that was for, but I didn’t want to do anything to interfere with whatever fantasy she was creating for herself.

Once again, we got together the following weekend and she had some special pictures to show me. She had used her computer to manipulate the pictures she had taken last week. The first one showed my dick in the guillotine. The second one showed the same exact scene with the blade in a position where it was slicing off my dick. The final picture showed my now severed dick lying on the table. Now I knew why she wanted that final shot.

“You really can’t get enough of this, can you?”

“I’ve been masturbating all week to these new pictures but I think a movie would be much better. Look at this professional movie camera that Beth loaned me for tonight.”

She had a very sophisticated looking movie camera on a tripod right in front of the guillotine. It was pointed down at the hole so that it would only film the area around my dick and not the rest of me.

“Well, are you ready for your blow job.”

“Yes, of course I am.”

“You know what to do.”

I let her tie my hands behind my back and this time she tied them together tighter than last week. As she moved me up against the wall, I noticed a couple of substantial screw eyes coming out of the wall on either side of me. When she put the guillotine in front of me and carefully guided my dick through the hole, it became clear what the steel eyelets were for. Stephanie carefully passed a rope around the front of the guillotine and tied it securely to the eyelets on each side. That way the guillotine was firmly held against my crotch no mater how I moved around.

She began to suck on the end of my dick, “Ohhh, it’s so tasty this week. I feel like I could just eat it up.”

I saw something new attached to the bottom front of the guillotine, “What is that new device on the front of the guillotine?”

“Oh, that’s something I put together during the week. It is basically a small little winch to help hold your cock in the machine. Let me show you how it works.” She pulled a small hangman’s noose out of the front of the winch and looped it around the head of my dick. “I just turn this crank and it tightens up this small rope a little bit at a time.” The winch made a clicking sound as she slowly turned the crank and tightened up the rope. The net effect was that my dick was stretched away from the front of the guillotine. Now that she stopped, there was tension on my dick and naturally even more of it was sticking through the hole.

“Oh, you look so cute with your dick stretched through the hole. I’ve got to take some pictures.” Again she snapped a number of photos from various angles. “I need to make it look more authentic for some full length shots.” She pulled out some duck tape and taped across my mouth before I had a chance to protest. Now all I could do is make muffled sounds that were just barely understandable. She took a few more pictures and then started fiddling with the movie camera. “I just want to have this thing ready for filming a movie when the time is right. I only wish I could have several movie cameras so I could get the slice from several different angles.”

Panic suddenly came over me. I tried to ask her, “What the hell are you talking about?” But with the duck tape securely covering my mouth, it just came out as “Humph. Humph. Humph…Humph.”

“Stephanie came up to me and looked me right in the eye with the most sadistic grin I had ever seen on her face, “I guess I forgot to tell you. Right after we got this little toy home, I found the reason why it didn’t work when the salesman tried to pull the trigger switch. You see this little cotter pin right here at the top is kind of a safety. Well, you have to take that out for the blade to fall. The salesman didn’t know it but this little guillotine works just fine with the pin out. In fact, I’ve been using it to slice all kinds of kitchen fruits and vegetables for the past few weeks. Sometimes I put a nice big sausage in the guillotine and start diddling myself between the legs. Just as I start to cum, I drop the blade and have a huge orgasm as I see the sausage cut in half. As you might guess, I am imagining that the sausage is you.”

She went around to the front of the guillotine and pulled out the safety pin. With a brief laugh, “Now the guillotine is ready to cut off its first cock. I sure hope that this movie camera gets the shot okay. I can’t wait to play with myself while I watch the video. Maybe I should make a lot of copies in case something happens to the original. It might even get on the internet if I feel generous enough to share it with others. You could become famous for a losing your weenie on the computer screen. Everybody deserves their 15 minutes of fame.”

Stephanie got an electrical cord from under the winch and plugged it into the wall socket. “I added a slight enhancement to the winch that has your dick stretched out. I attached a vibrator.” Immediately the noose that held my dick started vibrating with considerable force. My dick was being pleasured in a way that I never thought possible. “You like that baby; it’s going to keep going until you cum.”

She went over and started the movie camera while she looked at the small screen on the side to get just the right angle. All the photos she had taken in the past weeks gave her a perspective for the right lighting and angle of approach. “This may take a few minutes before the big finale when you shoot your load. I hope the suspense will last.”

She came over and rubbed her naked cunt all up and down the side of my body. Finally, she settled on my thigh and just kept rubbing it back and forth between mid-thigh and my knee. At the same time she reached her left hand under the back of the guillotine and played with my balls. Her hand was really cold which made me ever closer to cumming. She used her other hand to stroke my shaft a little although the vibration was stimulating it quite adequately. I could tell I would eventually cum but I tried to hold back as much as possible. I knew what would happen when I came; my dick would be finished forever.

Stephanie just smiled a warm smile, “Don’t try to fight it. There’s nothing you can do to stop this machine, so you might as well enjoy your last orgasm. This guillotine is hungry for your cock and it’s going to slice every bit of it off!”

I hysterically tried to yell “No, not that!!!” but it just came out as a muffled scream with the tape over my mouth.

“I think your getting close. I better get the camera ready.” Stephanie sprang into action. She got behind the camera and operated it with her right hand while she stuck her left hand in her crotch, frantically playing with herself. She zoomed in on my dick for a final close-up.

It suddenly dawned on me that my attempts to hold back were a dismal failure; my whole body started erupting with pleasure. Just then, cum started shooting out of my dick, even though the noose had the head of my dick pulled slightly to the side, a gush of jism shot out the end and hit the camera tripod.

Stephanie had a surprised laugh as she reached over and pulled the trigger on the guillotine. The blade fell as more juice shot out of my cock. I heard a swoosh and quick slicing sound as my severed cock shot across the front of the guillotine because of the tension pulling it forward. My dick almost hit the floor but Stephanie reached down and caught the string before my dick could hit the ground.

Excruciating pain shot through me as Stephanie dangled my dick in front of the camera. Then she moved the camera to my face which by now was contorted with the agonizing pain I was feeling at that moment. She dangled my dick in front of my face and giggled like a school girl with the absurdity of it all.

“Would you like to eat your own dick or would you rather have it on display? Maybe, we can auction it off on the internet. I’ll bet it would bring a pretty penny after people see the video of it being cut off.” She pulled the guillotine out of the way and expertly sewed me up down there where my dick used to be. I was still too much in shock to really comprehend what was going on. Disbelief is always the first stage of an awful situation like this. I kept thinking I would wake up and it would all be just a bad dream.

“If you want, I can take you to a hospital but I think you’ll heal up just fine as you are right now. It was such a clean cut that you shouldn’t have any problem. I thought ahead to sterilize the blade before you arrived.” She untied me and took the tape off my mouth. “Why don’t you get dressed and I’ll drive you home.”

At this point I was feeling a little better and there was only a little pain still in my crotch. I guess I was somewhat weak from the loss of blood or I might have gotten angry and beat the shit out of her. “I can’t believe you really did this to me!”

Stephanie smiled a big smile, “I want to do it again next weekend. This time we’ll put your balls in the machine. I just love my new toy. Maybe you can help me get some more guys in here to try out my little guillotine. I could start a wiener collection.”