Only since the fall of the Iron Curtain, the topple of the Berlin Wall, and the opening of several vaults sealed for a half-century, did we learn.

Nazi hatred of the Soviets was only surpassed by their hatred of anyone Jewish. Both the Nazi and Soviet reichs and regimes were apparently crazy. Yet, neither were apparently stupid. Hatred, therefore, did not always translate into immediate death when the hated were captured. Sometimes they were milked for something useful first.

Young Slovaks captured intact near the German-Russian front were examined carefully by the same type of wacky-science doctors who were experimenting in the more famous and infamous concentration camps. Although considered politically inferior, the Slovak bodies were not considered by the Nazis to be inherently genetically inferior.

Unless Jewish, they were not quickly castrated before further experiments were done. If Jewish, if the Nazis removed male’s testicles immediately so they could not spread their genes if they were to be kept alive for experiments. Slovak Jewish women were put to death instantly as the Nazis felt they had no use for them and sterilization for them was much more costly and complicated than a simple male castration.

Similar to the well-known Nazi experiments to see if hypothermia could be quickly alleviated by placing the cold-exposed male among several warm naked females, with the Slovak body experiments we have discovered another erotic overtone, this time however a homoerotic overtone. Documents examined in the last 15 years tend to confirm that Hitler was in fact gay. The clue: experiments with warm male asses.

What we have seen in the former Soviet Bloc countries from formerly sealed Nazi structures: 1) Careful descriptions of thousands of castrations with photographs, often step-by-step, attached to the methodical maniacal German-style documents for each, 2) Preserved leather of thousands of scrotums, some made into apparently useful garments, 3) Detailed theory descriptions of why scrotum skin because it protects human gonads so well should also be ideal for special-protection undergarments, etc., 4) Detailed theory about why two soldiers caught alone in a cold climate might use a penis-ass connection to avert hypothermia, 5) Many more that I must reserve for later stories.

The room is circular, about 10 meters in diameter, with an array of half-meter holes about a meter off the ground equally spaced in the outer wall, the only wall in the room. No one had speculated what the room had been used for until the last ten years. It was a secret viewing chamber found above the ceiling that gave the first clue.

From the secret room, one could easily peer through a whole in the floor down into the circular room. The viewer would have to have been laying face down, and there are still marks on the floor here to show how the floor was slightly contoured to make the prone body more comfortable.

Other marks suggest that another person was laying on top of the person viewing, in a riding position based on lateral shoe marks adjacent to the place the viewer way laying. Another clue came from examining the scrotal sack leather collection.

One garment was clearly a diaper configuration, apparently an attempt to make some cold-weather insulation, as documents revealed that the room and the complex were all related to cold-response research. The diaper was open on one end. Was that for the penis or for the ass? Only after several people tried it on was it realized that it fit much better if the penis was the element exposed to the elements.

The next clue came while fitting things to the array of holes a meter off the ground. In the circular room there was no apparent source of heat, but in the rooms on the other side of these holes were fireplaces and evidence of a much more comfortable environment. There was no evidence that glass was ever in the holes so it was not believed that they were used for comfortably viewing from the warm side.

In jest someone played with the holes. Could they be “glory holes” he wondered and pushed face first toward the hole only to realize that the holes were much bigger than needed if just for penis insertion. He turned around. As you might have guessed by now, his ass fit into the hole just perfectly, nice and comfortable, and as he bent down with ass-in-hole he saw a concentric ring of wood stubs in the floor that might have been the supports for a railing for the ass-bender to lean on while inserting said ass.

In the next report I will depart from a just-the-facts presentation of what we found at this apparent Ass Chamber and description of the scrotal sack wardrobe. I will present my own working theory about a session at this ass chamber – how the so-called pursuit of cold-response science used Slovak scrotums and Slovak asses to attempt to preserve Nazi genitalia, how a Nazi general likely was ass-fucked himself while he leered from above, how the special properties of scrotums were a Nazi fascination.