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A farmer hires Little Johnny one summer to help around the farm. They bale the hay, culivate the corn and 'nut' the bull calves. At the end of the summer the farmer says, "Little Johnny,since you have done such a fine job here this summer,I am going to throw a party for you." Little Johnny says, "Right on, thanks a lot man!" So the farmer says, "Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkin'going on." Little Johnny says, "Hey,I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine." And the farmer adds, "There is also going to be a lot of fightin' so I hope you are ready." Little Johnny responds, "I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape." "One more thing," says the farmer. "Did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?" "Far out!" says Little Johnny. "I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?" The farmer says, "I don't care...it's just going to be the two of us and the burdizzo!" |