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i really enjoyed traveling. i often went on my own. It didn't matter. i didn't need a tour guide and other people to slow me down and only do the things i wanted half the time. i was off on my own every time. i am quite tall and good looking and in good shape. i am in my late thirties. i don't speak other languages well but i seem to egt by with attractive women who always seem to pop up to help me and we always seem to pop into bed together at some point. Yet another reason to travel alone :) i was in Brazil last week and i got lost. i was traveling in the north, in Recife, and i got all turned around. i had no idea where my hotel was. i asked a number of people and they either didn't speak enough english or i didn't speak enough portuguese. i happened to see a tall beautiful woman who was sitting alone at a cafe. i approached her and queried away. She barely looked at me and had such a look of distain that i almost walked on. But i was drawn to Her. She then smiled at me, an evil yet beautiful, smile. She pointed at the chair across from Her. So i sat down. Just then the waiter came and she ordered something for the both of us. Soon after a hot (i assumed coffee) came as well as a large shot glass with clear liquid just for me. She motioned that i drink, and i did. The damn stuff must have been 140 proof. WOW!! As soon as i opened my eyes again there was another shot. Well, i am on vaction. So i downed that too. She just slowly drinked Her coffee. After i had a total of 5 shots i was really in the bag but feeling good. i couldn't hold my coffee too stright and kept on spilling it. Then SHe reached out to touch my hand and in a flash i must have spilled my just refreshed scalding hot coffee on my lap. i jumped up and screamed. i yelled and the waiter came out She stood up and another Woman suddenly appreared. None could speak english. So i, in my ethno-centric way, figured that if i spoke rudementary english loudly that they would understand me. i yelled my balls ache and pointed to my groin area. They acted like they didn't know what happened. i spoke again and loudly said, "my balls ache, please fix them." The other Woman came forward and asked in broken english, "you want us to fix you...paragem aflição...trinchar como cão alisar fazer os eunoco escravo durante
Dona sensualidade eternamente, de acordo?" i yelled yes yes yes and i was taken away. i discovered later what that other Woman (who was a doctor and lover of the first Woman) actually said was something along the lines of do you want your balls cut off for the pleasure of the Mistress and make you a eunuch slave forever. Well, as fast as that i was restrained and they cut my balls off and handed them to me. i was still alot drunk and shook up and didn't know what they were so when i was told, by gestures, to hand over the package to the Mistress, i did. She then said in perfect english, "Thank you slave for begging me to have you castrated for My amusement." The doctor came over and explained the proceddure in perfect english. i discovered later they were both from New York and were also just there on vacation but couln't pass up this opportunity. i went back to the United States with them as there eunuch slave forever.
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