The husband and wife were on the backs enjoying post coital recovery.  It was warm and they had gotten very lathered up during their lovemaking.  She spoke first:  “I really like you with your balls shaved, and no hair down there, it makes you all nice and smooth.”

“Well it was your idea dear, but I am glad you like it just the same.”  He replied.

“You know what we talked about, let me shave you just a little higher and a little tighter tonight.”  She whispered, as she rolled on to her side and began to fondle his balls.

“What?”

“You know what we talked about, let me castrate you, tonight, one quick close shave and you’ll be mine forever.”  She whispered.

“Good god, no, you’re nuts. You scare me enough with that straight razor.”

“No dear your nuts, I want them in a bottle by the bedside.”

“What about sex?  You seemed to enjoy tonight.”

“If I want sex, once I cut your balls off, I’ll just sit on your face, you like that don’t you?”

She continued to fondle his balls, and he was getting erect again.

“Yes I like having you sitting on my face, but I also like fucking you too.”

“Don’t be selfish, just let me shave you again really close and I’ll make you all nice and smooth down there, we’d be like sisters then.”

“I have a sister, I want a wife, and I want to be able to fuck that wife, which is you.”

“Selfish, selfish, selfish.  Nothing but me, me, me.”

“Geese, your talking major surgery, if you just whacked my balls off with that straight razor of yours, I’d bleed to death, and the pain would be incredible.”

“So your saying if you didn’t bleed, and the pain were minor you would let me castrate you?”

“No, that’s impossible, I am just trying to inject a little common sense into this conversation. I like having my balls right where they are, and not in bottle beside the bed.”

“Well I worry about you and other women, if you let me cut your nuts off, I wouldn’t worry, no one else would want you then.”

“You my dear, are just going to have to continue to worry then, because the nuts stay.”

“That’s not fair, besides I can do you with very little pain.”

“Again, that is impossible.”

“No its not, I got something to show you.”  She reached into the nightstand and pulled out a bright shiny castration clamp.  “See dear I bought this on eBay, it says it’s humane and can be used on animals up to 200lb.  Now humane means it can be used on human’s and your less than 200 lb so this is just perfect.”

“You bought that on eBay, and had it shipped to the house, are you crazy?”  Said the husband, who got harder, in spite of his horror at the shiny device before his eyes.

“Don’t be silly dear, there was no big sign in front of the house that says I am going to nut you, now just be still a moment and I will show you how these work.  It crushes the cords to the balls so they just kind of dry up and go away, you feel a little pinch is all. Then in a month or so we can take you in and have the sack cut off by a doctor.”

“I don’t want to see how it works, what I want to see is how your mouth works, you got it up again, now you have to get it down.”  Gently he pushed and prodded until his wife’s head was in his lap and his cock in her mouth.  “Oh yeah, do it, do it.” She got into the spirit of the event almost as if she had been expecting this, she began to eat her husband with passion, massaging his balls with one hand, and masturbating herself with the other.  Having just cum a few minutes before he took forever to shoot his second load.  Turnabout being fair, she threw a leg over his head and worked her pussy down on to his mouth, then locked together they held each other close.  When she got the mouth full of cum she was expecting she came and pressed down hard, just about cutting off his air, as she washed his face with her pussy.  As she began to relax just to be a bit naughty she let a little urine dribble out on to her husband’s face.

“Oh my that was good.”  He said, not having noticed her little accident.

“Let me finish you off, you balls are as empty as they are ever going to be, now’s the perfect time for your to become my little eunuch.”

“Not tonight dear I have a headache.”

“Oh you, soon though, soon your balls are going to be mine. You never used to do that.”

“Do what.”

“Lick me after we had sex, you said it was queer, you’d be eating your own cum.  You’d get up an get a washcloth and towel and clean me all up before you’d go down on me.  Tonight you dug right in into it, cum and all.  I kinda like your taste after we have fucked sort of Chinese.”

“Chinese?”

“Yeah, you know, pork roll with oyster sauce.”

“That’s bad, really bad.”

“Sorry, bad joke I know, but you did a good job on my pussy, the orgasm is different from your mouth than the one I get from your cock.”

“The cleaning part just didn’t seem important to me tonight, besides when we are together like that it is pretty hard to tell who is who.  We fit together well like that, your arms around me, mine around you, the aroma, the taste,”

“Stop that or your going to have another mouthful of my cunt.”

“Personally I have to go to the bathroom.”

“Let me help.”

“Help?”

“Yeah help big boy, come on lets go.”  Grabbing his cock the woman pulled her husband into the bathroom, then stood beside him as he hunched over the commode.  He had a little difficulty letting go with her standing there but finally a few dribbles came out.  “That’s what I wanted.”  She giggled, and kneeling took his cock into her mouth as he continued to urinate and blew him as he filled her mouth with urine.

“Good god, what are you doing, oh my, oh my.”  The husband got incredibly hard, painfully hard as his bladder emptied into his wife’s mouth as she sucked him and milked his balls. 

“In to the bedroom big boy and I’ll finish you off.”

“Okay, okay, okay.”  He huffed.

Back to the bedroom they went, she pushed him onto his back on the bed.  She reversed herself and sat upright on his face.  He began to eat her furiously, thinking she was going to take him in her mouth again.  Instead she cut loose and emptied her bladder into his mouth. He spit and sputtered, but continued to eat her.

“Oh darling that is wonderful, just keep at me.”  She picked up the castration clamp and after working his nuts down, put all he weight on his face.  He couldn’t breath and began to flop around like a dead fish.  Placing the jaws of the clamp first on one side then the other she crushed the cords of both balls.  The clamp made a satisfying crunch as it relieved her husband of his manhood.  By this time almost two minutes had passed and his thrashing was getting weaker and weaker.

“Well dear, its done, your castrated, no turning back now.  So do you want to live without your balls or would you prefer I just sat here until you suffocate.  Lots of men have a fantasy about being killed by pussy, you can have that dream come true.”

Her husband weakly signaled that he wanted to live, so she got up.  For the next few minutes he did a good imitation of a freight train as he frantically replenished his oxygen.  Meanwhile she took a ligature from the nightstand and began to tie it tightly around her husband’s scrotum.

“What now?”  He gasped.

“Oh I am so sorry dear, but your balls are all swollen and painful looking, I’ll just tie this piece of gut around them and they will go numb in a few minutes.”

“No please that hurts.”

“Don’t be a sissy, besides I told you I wanted to shave you higher and tighter, and that’s just what I am going to do.”

“No more, god no more.”

“Shush, it will only take a moment, my razor is nice and sharp.  No sense doing things half way now is there.”  The wife then took her straight razor and cutting below the ligature removed her husband scrotum.  He screamed, and screamed and screamed.

Having anticipated this reaction from the big baby, she had procured from a less than honest sources surplus morphine, the kind used by Army medics in the field.  She hit him with a disposable on each side and in five minutes he quit screaming and was out for the night.

‘Most satisfying.’ The wife thought to herself as she looked at her deballed husband lying in a pool of her urine now ball less.

“That was certainly fun.”  She said aloud, “Have to find another guy to castrate, this could be a new beginning for me.” Still naked she ran a finger into her pussy and moved it around, then withdrawing the finger licked it clean.  “Mmmmm, that tastes pretty good, no wonder all the boys want to lick that thing. Maybe I’d like to lick one, now wouldn’t that be something.”  Turning to her husband she said:   “Well dear, you won’t be able to cut the mustard anymore, but you can sure lick the jar it came in.”  Then she laughed and laughed and laughed.